Thursday, June 12, 2008

Name Blame Game

Since the time I found my bearings , I have always had people calling me Aprov, Apurvahh, Apurva and other innovatively pronounced combinations of my "god given parents chosen" name - Apurva. Very seldom have people stumbled upon the intentioned pronunciation – Apurv. Well, the issues that arose out of that are:

  1. Apurva has no meaning in English while "अपुर्व" with a silent "a" means Singular; the supreme soul in Sanskrit.
  2. It is often confused with a girl's name - which is not bad until you have weirdoes sending you e-mails wanting to be "your frand"
  3. People assume that I'm a Bengali bhadralok and are shocked when they see no signs of bhadrataa in me
  4. Bengali’s straight away launch into bong speak “ aami tumake bhalo baachi” – since that’s all I know in bong I don’t end up remembering /understanding their monologue – in these cases I don’t speak other than giving guttural grunts – ‘huh’ ‘haan’ ‘oho’ – so very often people don’t realize at all that I can’t understand them..and end up confusing my incomprehension with profound understanding or worse still empathy.

Now dear reader you would be wondering:

  1. Aren't people supposed to call Apurva, Apurva?
  2. Why did my parents give me such a name?

Let me try to answer both your questions –

  1. It is very hard to find a phonetically similar sounding English spelling for the Devanāgarī ‘ अपुर्व‘ so all intelligent people are supposed to keep the “a” at the end of my name silent while pronouncing it (well, nobody does proving the extinction of intelligent people on this planet).
  2. Guess, my “god-fearing” pandit respecting parents had no choice in this and choose whatever the pandit recommended.

Another story I heard on my name was that my parents wanted to keep my name starting with “a” so that I would be amongst the first in any line which starts alphabetically. Well, I’m sure they didn’t realize the agony which I would have to go through in my child hood as teachers always called out to me to answer the toughest questions or to do a recap of the previous sessions.